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Publisher’s Weekly Names “Worst Book Ever”: Before you get all riled up about how we’ve previously called two other books (How to Avoid Huge Ships and Dildo Cay) the Worst Book Ever, you should know that sometimes PWxyz makes mistakes. Please forgive us our mis-pronouncement and come, walk with us down the hallowed halls of literary infamy, for we have a whopper of a book to show you.
In 1987, The Book Services Ltd published a slim, 144-page cookbook called Microwave for One. The book is by Sonia Allison, who has quite a few publications under her belt. But she’s best known for her masterpiece of tragedy, a book whose title and cover is so rife with sadness that one almost has the urge to brush the invisible tears from Ms. Allison’s face as she leans over her microwave and her food spread. (via PWxyz)
Getting this for my brother when he moves away (in about 5 years lol)
(via fishsouptears)
Getting this for my brother when he moves away (in about 5 years lol)
SONIA! you killin’ em with this one. also, there’s apparently a competition to leave the best amazon review, like these...
I want to cry… I just did a bit on the inside.
Depressing as fuck.
100% worth reading, especially
I know what’s going on my Christmas wishlist.
Things I Want To Never Happen In My Life.
Amazon reviews on this
“Lemon, would you be more or less likely to purchase a microwave if it was programmed to ask you about your day? Before...