March 2012
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This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
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“I just don’t want my employees to think that their job depends on...”
– Michael Scott
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February 2012
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Thinking of applying to Toys R Us and Bass Pro...
I don’t really want another second job if it’s not gonna be fun like the bookstore was, but i would like to be able to move out at some point
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“It does help, to be a writer, to have the sort of crazed ego that doesn’t allow...”
– Neil Gaiman, On Writing (via slatios)
I've whittled the list down to 16 apartment...
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Watchcabout:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
oh my fucking god
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“In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni … We go wandering at night and are...”
– Latin palindrome (via hateshiploveship)
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Watchbendy-dickcumonmybaps:
xallwaswell:
thefolkwizard:
adrianshhh:
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
OH MY GOD IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN
i will never not reblog this.
alwuz reboob dis
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imagine if mapcrunch could be played irl
kenziinthetardis:
consultingalchemist:
libraryghost:
there would just be thousands of us
wandering around in the woods
on mountains
crying
it actually can be played in real life
its called “going outside”
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This was a lot of fun to make
darkteabiscuit:
halibear22:
SHERLOCK!
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halfheartedly looking for an apartment at 5AM
then halfheartedly looking for another second job
jeff beck on the turntable but i have to get up and flip to side 2 and i’m tired
i have nothing besides water to drink and i want sunny d
and now that’s off my first world problem-filled list
my dad might lose his job
which theoretically brings our yearly income down about 65%
and...
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Am I the only person who thinks the animation...
I can’t speak as to the story, not having actually watched the trailer, but all the gifs have been giving me eyesores
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“Today is a good day for someone else to die!”
– ~Dwarfish warcry (via radioaktivni)
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